Shit creek without a paddle greetings card

These cards are proudly designed by us in our studio, based in the South Hams.

We would describe them as mildly obnoxious and are for those with a true sense of humour, there is no offence aimed, just innocent giggles!

Our 'It appears you are heading up whit creek without a paddle' greetings card is designed for those who just don't see the disaster looming!

Our cards are printed on a high quality bright white 350gsm recycled uncoated card stock which makes the colours pop. All of our cards come with an envelope and are neatly packaged in a compostable bag.

Size: 5 x 7

We always aim to despatch your order within 3 working days (Mon – Fri) of receipt. Anything out of the ordinary and we’ll let you know!

For UK deliveries we have 2 options:

STANDARD DELIVERY:

£3.50 - Will be sent by Royal Mail Tracked 48 delivery.

EXPRESS DELIVERY:

£5.00 same day despatch (if ordered before 13:00pm) and will be sent via Royal Mail Tracked 24 delivery.

NEVER LEAVE A BURNING CANDLE UNATTENDED.

KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN AND PETS.

Always place candle on appropriate heat resistant base or holder on a flat stable surface, away from draughts and flammable objects.

WARNING: May produce an allergic reaction. IF ON SKIN: wash with plenty of soap and water. If skin irritation or rash occurs; please seek medical advice/attention. Harmful to aquatic life with long lasting effects. Avoid release to the environment. Dispose of contents/container to approved disposal site, in accordance with local regulations.